hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

froggybangbang:

hellenhighwater:

karlyanalora:

hellenhighwater:

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It’s spreading, evolving–

Modern problems require ancient solutions.

I have given the viruses a stick.

wickedwonderlandd:

stinkysweatymothgirl:

bimihai:

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

They found love between a rock and a hard place

funny-tik-toks:

peach-tia:

“download the app to continue!” what if I kill you

lesbianamalvada:

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say “orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!” you vote for orangutan johhnson. it’s called loyalty.

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

where-is-tom-scott-today:

Here is the png i use for edits.

I will pin it on the blog just in case anybody wants to send me a request post.

I am very much new to tumblr and have been going with this blog for a while now and i am really enjoying seeing the interactions with different fandoms that i had no idea existed.

I honestly know very little of a lot of the things i am sharing but i am happy thinking that some of you may enjoy seeing tom scott in some of your favourite places, really helps with the drive to keep the posts coming.

Apologies if some of you havent seen the thing you have asked for, it is probably already queued up or buried in my asks somewhere. I currently have quite the backlog of requests to get through so i have had to start filtering through them somewhat.

Thank you for supporting this elaborate shitpost!

foone:

foone:

foone:

escuerzoresucitado:

My robot GF runs windows 95 so this is very easy. Hell, sometimes we don’t even make it to the sex before I’m having to ctrl-alt-delete her.

fun fact: why I wrote this shitpost, I had a windows 95 VM running upstairs on my computer. I didn’t know it at the time, but it had already bluescreened.

NSFW

chiribomb-deactivated20220820:

lichrelly:

sindri42:

kiran-wears-science-blues:

arandomcollectionofstuff:

caroldanversenthusiast:

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

I’m going to reblog this a million times so be it

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

i see people saying shit like “she’s the best woman player” nah fam she’s the best one out there

I know basically nothing about tennis but I know that she is a league of her own

notwiselybuttoowell:

sometiktoksarevalid:

Part of the Nature, Crisis, Consequence exhibit at the New-York Historical Society Museum and Library. It’s on until July 16th of 2023!